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On the first day of christmas
my strange friend gave to me.
A bra that was meant to hold three
On the second day of christmas
my ex-wife threw at me.
Two pots and pans
and a bra that was meant to hold three
On the third day of christmas
My sick aunt gave to me
Three snotty hankies
Two pots and pans
and a bra that was meant to hold three
On the fourth day of christmas
my grandpa gave to me
Four yapping dogs
Three snotty hankies
two pots and pans
and a bra that was mean to hold three
On the fifth day of christmas.
My grannie wove for me.
Five woolen gloves!
Four yapping dogs
Three snotty hankies
two pots and pans
and a bra that was mean to hold three
On the sixth day of Christmas
Jeff foretold to me
Six trophy husbands
Five woolen gloves!
Four yapping dogs
Three snotty hankies
two pots and pans
and a bra that was mean to hold three
On the seventh day of Christmas
My tutor set for me.
Seven holiday essays
Six trophy husbands
Five woolen gloves!
Four yapping dogs
Three snotty hankies
two pots and pans
and a bra that was mean to hold three
On eighth day of Christmas
A pirate stole from me!
Eight bottles of rum
Seven holiday
Six trophy husbands
Five woolen gloves!
Four yapping dogs
Three snotty hankies
two pots and pans
and a bra that was mean to hold three
On the ninth day of Christmas
I threw for dear Dizzie.
Nine colourful pom poms
Eight bottles of rum
Seven holiday
Six trophy husbands
Five woolen gloves!
Four yapping dogs
Three snotty hankies
two pots and pans
and a bra that was mean to hold three
On the tenth day of Christmas
I ate till I burst with glee
Ten mince pies
Nine colourful pom poms
Eight bottles of rum
Seven holiday
Six trophy husbands
Five woolen gloves!
Four yapping dogs
Three snotty hankies
two pots and pans
and a bra that was mean to hold three
On the eleventh day of Christmas
An old coot sold to me.
eleven icky jelly beans
Ten mince pies
Nine colourful pom poms
Eight bottles of rum
Seven holiday
Six trophy husbands
Five woolen gloves!
Four yapping dogs
Three snotty hankies
two pots and pans
and a bra that was mean to hold three
On the twelvth day of Christmas
My mum hid from me
Twelve pairs of sock
eleven icky jelly beans
Ten mince pies
Nine colourful pom poms
Eight bottles of rum
Seven holiday
Six trophy husbands
Five woolen gloves!
Four yapping dogs
Three snotty hankies
two pots and pans
and a bra that was mean to hold three
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Its a really good show.
I thought you were going to say "
Heehee, I got stuck and I was watching a video of your throwing Pompoms for Dizzie so, viola!